Patty’s that lady you hear during the Bob & Tom Show. No, not the news lady. That’s Kristi Lee. Patty’s the OTHER lady.
Hailing from parts unknown, Patty’s family bought her on the black market for a car battery and a carton of cigarettes. She claims to have been raised in Monroe County, but we’ve yet to find anyone there who will admit to knowing her. Patty landed in radio as the result of working for another company in our building. She got off the elevator on the wrong floor one day, and instead of admitting that she was in the wrong place the stubborn heifer sat down and started to work. The folks at the other company liked how quiet and peaceful their office became without Patty, so they continue to pay her salary to this day on the promise that she won’t come back to work there.
Patty’s hobbies are extreme ironing, arguing with people online, arguing with people in person, and day drinking. Patty has one of the coolest hubbies we’ve ever met, and two awesome kids (that she knows of).